
A good
man drinks.
- Because
he likes to drink. Because he believes in alcohol
as civilization: as leisure, as a culture, as a philosophy of
life. Because women are more beautiful, the jokes are
funnier and the colors are highly saturated. Because he is
happier.
He
drinks, but never drinks too much.
- Because
a good man never drags himself on the floor. He is always calm and
confident with friends and most of them are trying to make attraction with the
beautiful lady on the other side of the bar. A good man never wants to be a
laughing matter.
Blood on the dancefloor.
- Bullshit, that
stupid popular aphorism that says that a man
never set foot on the dancefloor, which draws the limits of
their alpha male trench lying close to the bar: his home,
his spiritual refuge, his prison in bars,
mirrors and glasses of beer.
Point.
- A good man adapts himself to the
environment. That means that he smokes pot in Amsterdam,
drinks Coronita in Palma de Mallorca and moves like Jagger on the
dancefloor. He makes it such a great time and so does Noah
Mills, Justin Timberlake, John Travolta, Orlando Bloom and Pedro
Correa. Good men.